TELEVISION fans have had their ribs tickled by an array of comedy gold over the years. Now 100 comedians have picked their favourite one-liners to celebrate channel Gold’s 25th anniversary ...

Whether your father figure is a jokester himself, or need to brush up on his funny one-liners, Express.co.uk has compiled some of the best to get your Dad laughing his socks off today.

Bill Bailey has been delighting audiences with his musical virtuosity, surreal tangents and trademark intelligence for nearly 30 years, both on stage and on screen.

The best one-liners are infectious; forcing you to laugh. They have the power to take big subjects – politics, love, marriage, sex, death – and cut through them with the precision of a surgeon ...

1) Phoebe: "One of my clients died today on the massage table." Chandler: "Well that's a little more relaxed than you wanted him to get." 2) "Until I was 25, I thought that the only response to ...

Bill Bailey has been delighting audiences with his musical virtuosity, surreal tangents and trademark intelligence for nearly 30 years, both on stage and on screen.

Bill Bailey has been delighting audiences with his musical virtuosity, surreal tangents and trademark intelligence for nearly 30 years, both on stage and on screen.