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From punny one-liners to wickedly funny jokes about work, school and your social life, these Friday jokes will give you a little taste of what’s to come before Monday smacks you in the face.

150 Funny Jokes That Will Bring the House Down Kids and adults will be entertained by these hilarious dad jokes, knock-knocks and corny one-liners. Updated May 14, 2025, 2:37 PM EDT ...