"This seems like one of those Pop-Tarts that sounds good, like the Eggo Waffle Pop-Tarts, and then you get it home, eat half of one tart, and the rest of the box sits on the shelf for a year before ...
The Pop-TartsBowl was so fun last year. Creepy? Yes, sure. That’s fair to say. The Pop-Tart mascot is peak body horror. Something like that should not be running around with arms and legs.