If Tiger Beat ever dedicated an issue to the hottie bad boys of psychobilly, sure as shit you'd see the mugs of San Diego's Formaldehydes gracing the cover, asking the preadolescent readership ...

“Formaldehydes are present in shampoos and other products as well. If you opt for a formaldehyde-free treatment, it won’t change the texture of your hair but reduce the frizz and add shine.