“You know what this is? It’s rude,” my boyfriend once declared of Ikea Wembley, after what felt like 5,000 hours in the windowless home store. He was referring, of course, not to the staff ...

Once Steve the swan was brought back down to earth it was checked over and found to be unhurt A swan has been rescued from a London supermarket roof in an Ikea bag by a London Fire Brigade (LFB ...