But fatherhood isn't without perks. It also comes with dad jokes! Yes, you gain a license to make the cheesiest, corniest, hot-dog-on-a-stick-covered-in-nacho-cheese-sauce jokes as often as you'd ...

You could say they’re my type. I’m amazing at sleeping. I can even do it with my eyes closed. I’m not losing hair. I’m winning hats. I tell dad jokes, but I don’t have any kids.

Looking for dad jokes? Well, look no further, because you've found the definitive collection of corny one-liners. Take this corny dad joke, for example: Did you hear the one about the cleaners who ...